An ode to the LAN

So what’s this LAN thing I keep hearing about you say? What’s the countdown mean? Only 4 days to go? Well I think it can be summed up in this little piece of Pickle’s poetry!
Is work getting you down or your boss making you mad?
Or does doing the housework always make you so sad?
Do you need a place where you can go and relax?
Somewhere to take your gaming obsession to the max,
I know just such a place, so come join in on our plan,
Get your gaming ass down to the Mature Gaming LAN,
Put faces to the names that you’ve gamed with online,
With competitions and prizes you’ll have a great time,
With racers, fighters and shooters and even rock band,
You’ll never get bored and your weekend won’t be bland,
After a day full of gaming, there’s a place you can crash,
It’s an absolute bargain for twenty-five quid of your cash!
So what are you waiting for? It’s still not to late,
Grab your tickets for the 5th MG LAN, you know it’s your fate!
Yes, only 4 days to go until the greatest event in your gaming lives!
Details can be found Here
You got me right where it hurts. If I wasn't organising the thing I'd be putting my money down now. Nice work Pickle.